Natalie Portman Or Vanessa Williams
Natalie Portman first wore her gorgeous magenta one-shoulder draped Lanvin dress to the "AMPAS 2nd Annual Governors Awards". She looked beyond radiant and the color was amazing against her skin-tone. She completed her look with a simple up-do and sensational magenta strappy Lanvin platform heels.
Vanessa Williams recently wore hers to the "36th Annual March Of Dimes Beauty Ball". Williams looks beautiful as always in the black version of this dress. She opted for big hair. I wasn't crazy about her BBH.
I am a sucker for color so naturally Natalie wins!
2 comments:
AHHHHHT! NO SO FAST! A FEW THINGS HERE HENNY BEE!
The color may be lovely, but the fit aint! FIrst things first, shes not even a little chesty so the dress only draws more attention to the fact that she has the chest of a 12 year old boy. WOMEN WITH SMALL CHESTS ARE NOT DOOMED, BUT THEY MUST ACCENTUATE THE LOVELINESS OF A FIGURE WITH JUST ENOUGH AND NOT TOO MUCH. REMEMBER THE GREAT SOPHIA LOREN ONCE SAID, "SEX APPEAL IS 50 PERCENT WHAT YOU'VE GOT AND 50 PERCENT WHAT THEY THINK YOU'VE GOT!" DEMERIT!
2. THE CLUTCH HAS NO BUSINESS! DEMERIT!
3. THE POM ON HER SHOULDER IS FLAT AND LIFELESS LIKE A DEAD FLOWER. I MEAN DAMN! DIDNT YOUR STYLUS THINK TO WATER THE SHIT OR SOMETHING! STARCH! STEAM PRESS! HAIR HOLDING SPRAY! it looks like something the designer for got to cut off. It makes that side of the dress look heavy and unbalanced. if you look closely, it may be the angle of the pic, but she looks like shes leaning! and the way the dress is heavy on that one side thanks to her dead pom, that shit really doesnt help.
THE HAIR HAS NO BUSINESS! THIS IS A LIGHT COUTURE DRESS THAT NEEDS A BOOST FROM THE HAIR TO GIVE IT JAZZY! THERE IS NO JAZZ HERE! JUST FLAT ROLLING PLAINS...AS BORING AS IT CAN GET. LOOKS LIKE A HAIRSTYLE FOR SPRING PICTURES IN HIGH SCHOOL! NO MAM!
VANESSA CLEARLY WINS!
1. START AT THE HAIR TO SET THE TONE. THE HAIR IS SLIGHTLY OOOH-I-HOPE-MY-DADDY-DONT-CATCH-ME-WITH-THIS SASSY THING! IT HAS THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF VOLUME AND EVENNESS TO BALANCE OUT EACH SHOULDER. N
2.The pom has life! its spring time and it looks READY TO MURDER THOSE ROSES AT THE GARDENING FESTIVAL THIS SEASON! NOTICE HOW IT IS A GREAT FOCAL POINT, BUT DOES NOT OVER SHADOW THE SIMPLE SPAGHETTI STRAP ON THE OTHER SIDE. ITS HANGING WITH IT NOT OUT DOING IT OR DRAWING ATTENTION TO A LACK OF CHEST. SHE SHOWS US JUST ENOUGH OF THE GIRLS, BUT NOT TOO MUCH CAUSE SHES A WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE AND SHE KNOWS A FEW THINGS THAT WOULD KILL YOUR MAMA IF SHE FOUND OUT SHE WAS TEACHING YOU!
ALSO, PLEASE NOTE THE EMPIRE WAIST OF THE WAIST TIE SASH. IT FALLS IN A GREEK GODDESS MANNER THAT ONLY EXPERIENCED HIPS COULD DO JUSTICE!
NOTICE THE BLACK IS THE PERFECT COLOR...SEE SHES A PANTHER, NOT A COUGAR. A COUGAR IS AN OLD WHITE WOMAN. A PANTHER IS MATURE SISTER FROM THE NEVER ENDING YET ALWAYS TASTY SHADES OF CHOCOLATE QUILT! SHE ONLY SHOWS YOU JUST ENOUGH TO GET YOUR ATTENTION AND SHE KNOWS THATS NOT MUCH BECAUSE SHE APPEARS TO KNOW SOMETHING THAT YOU DONT AND DAMMIT YOU WANNA SHES SECURE AND KNOWS IF SHES GOT IT ON, ITS WHATS HAPPENING.
NOTICE THE SIMPLE YET POPPING JEWELS JUST ENOUGH TO KEEP THE HATERS AT AWAY! LOOK HOW THE COLOR OF THE DRESS MAKES HER SKIN GLOW WHEN THE CAMERA FLASHES! AND NOTICE HOW THE SHOES APPEAR TO BE IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE DAMN POM.....THAT IS BALANCE! BALANCE!
ALL HAIL THE PANTHER! SHE WON! THERE WAS NO QUESTION IN MY MIND.
Girrl you are too crazy and I loooove it!
The fit is better on Vanessa but Natalie still wins for me because of the gorgeous color.
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