Tuesday, April 12, 2011

"Braxton Family Values" Is A Hotmess.Com!

Trina, Towanda, Toni, Tamar, Traci and Evelyn Braxton

I just watched the "Braxton Family Values" new reality show and I have to admit that I am looooving it. Forget about boring Toni(all she does is sleep), Tamar needs her own reality show because she is a Hotmess.com!

Tamar(in the burgundy one-shoulder dress) is the star of the show. She is the baby sister and the firecracker of the family . She is the one with the real money. She is marry to Music Mogul Vincent who wrote hits for Lady Ga-Ga and Destiny Child. She is bitter because her husband is a big producer and she doesn't have a music career. She had an album in 2000 and it reached the Billboard's 200(not 100 but 200) and she was actually proud of that!

Tamar wants to have a son so she can named him LV(Louis Vuitton) but she will call him Lil Vince and dress him in all Louis Vuitton clothing. Toni had to bust her out and informed her that it's sooo "new money". She ends every sentence with .com.

Towanda(in the purple satin long dress) is Toni's assistant. She is pretty but a little on the tranny side. she really needs to stay off the heavy make-up. She is in a open marriage with her husband.

Trina(in the fuchsia one-shouldered dress) is the town's drunk because her marriage is going down the tubes. She drinks day and night and I really don't see anything wrong with that but hey I guess that's just me.

Traci(In the electric blue one-shouldered dress) is the poster child for low self-esteem. She left the group ten years ago to raise her family in Maryland but now she is sad because no one wants her to sing back-up anymore. As crazy Tamar said "I am not Human Resources of Background Singers of America"!

Evelyn( in the gray long dress) is their beautiful strong mother. She is jazzy and she supports her daughters and their children.

This will be my Tuesday guilty pleasure. I can't get enough of that crazy Tamar. She is a diva.com!

1 comment:

The Nubian Ibex said...

HONEY AND YOU WONDER WHY THEY ARE IN AN OPEN MARRIAGE....HE KNEW HE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO STAND THAT FOR LONG.

I LIKE THE GIRLS. SOMEONE CALLED THEM GHETTO AND THAT MADE ME MAD BECAUSE EVERY TIME WE GET SOMETHING BLACK ON TV, ITS GOT TO BE GHETTO, BUT TRASHY WHITE FOLKS REALITY EVERY WHERE AND THEY DONT EVER GET LABELED AS GHETTO. THEIR SHIT IS GLORIFIED.